Well..Gwyneth has hit
Vogue again...the
photoshoot is actually quite nice...but of course...Gwyneth can't get away with
a bit of a whinge, a bit of a
'What is the fascination (with me)?", and of course, her
being freaked out by the media interest in her daughter...because she doesn't want her to be placed in those
"disgusting weekly magazines" (apparently monthly magazines are fine)...I believe that she's forgotten that her entire fan-base is made up of people who read those 'disgusting' magazines...also known as
women who think that complaining, getting married, moving to Europe, and wearing Calvin Klein is "classy". Somewhere in the mess of the 'interview' during a 'paparrazzi chase' she claims that she's going to have a
how delusional can you be? "Princess Diana moment". It's basically the same old same old Gwyneth. If you want to subject
yourselves to the torture...be my guest :)
The funniest part of the interview of course...is the "
Gwyneth is naturally beautiful and amazing" propaganda by the Vogue writer:
"There's a lot of things about her that are appealing—she's beautiful, she's smart, she's driven, she has a wonderful career, she's a wife and a mother. She's kind of who you want to be."
and the clincher:
"The way she looks in the (Estee Lauder) ads...is kind of the way
she came to the shoot. Her hair is long; she just looks fresh. She has a
glow."
sure.......
23 comments:
Ugh. I absolutely *hate* celeb-prop! Is this an article or an exercise in ass-kissing? I can just pictire the editor giving the assignment: make sure your angle makes our readers feel as insecure and inadequate as possible in the presence of Gwyneth. That way they'll keep on reading in order to better themselves.
yeah...but the thing is...if it was about someone who was a really good actress, or really beautiful, or really sweet...it wouldn't be so bad...for e.g...I don't mind when they do nice articles on Cate Blanchett, Susan Sarandon, or even Nicole Kidman...but Gwyneth...saying that everyone wants to be like her...is just ridiculous.
love,
elisa
OMG WWJDD...you're SO right about P Sykes hahah...I was JUST about the post that exact link :)
google ol' google images!
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elisa
pal·try
adj. pal·tri·er, pal·tri·est
1. Lacking in importance or worth.
2. Wretched or contemptible.
ergo
Gwyneth Paltry
Kiss ass much Vogue?
Sorry, she's just not all that. She's way to skinny and unhealthy looking in my opinion.
NealK my esperanto soulmate...your comments are so random...but soo good. LOL
love,
elisa
p.s...sorry about the language...but I prefer the term 'fuckwit' personally...I quote from Urban Dictionary
Someone who despite constant failure, is unable to learn from these transgressions. Continues to do foolish and irritating things, which aggravate many people. They are not only a halfwit, but also significantly f*cked in the head.
:) love,
elisa
This is the woman who fired her assistant for bringing her herbal tea in a cup that she "sensed" had caffiene in it at one time.
Real class, real elegance.
I haven't seen anything she's done since Seven. There is something so gratifying about the ending......
Those photos are SO HEAVILY photoshopped. You have a terrific eye, Elisa!
Oh sweet Elisa how right you are, my randomness is my most spoken about trait, as I walk the halls of various establishments the lady-folk ooh and ah with whispers of "He's so random!!".
However you have offended my delicate European sensibilities with your foul language! I scoff at thee! Scoff! A lesser gent might even bite his thumb! Naw I likes the foulness.
"This is the woman who fired her assistant for bringing her herbal tea in a cup that she "sensed" had caffiene in it at one time."
-- she actually did this?! Man, she really is crazy. Maybe what she "sensed" was the glob of spit her assistant had hocked up into her tea as payback.
WWJDD: OMG, you're right. Plum Sykes is the brunette Gywneth. They even have the same sick pallor.
"There's a lot of things about her that are appealing—she's beautiful, she's smart, she's driven, she has a wonderful career, she's a wife and a mother. She's kind of who you want to be."
Does the writer mean that the rest of us are stupid, ugly frumps who sit on our couches wishing we were GP while reading this article? Personally what I like most about Gwyneth is that she lives in Europe. I also wonder if that stupid thing on her head is part of her newfound "European sensibility".
"She's kind of who you want to be."
The last person I would want to be is Gwyneth Paltrow (even if I was a female). Who wants to be a desperate, wanna-be Brit,anorexic looking sometime actress with little natural talent who got good roles straight away because of family connections and an Oscar because the Weinsteins outspent all the other studios combined on a crappy movie and who has never worked a day in her life? Paris Hilton would die for a life like that, but most people IMO don't a)want everything handed to them on a platter and b) if they do, they then don't get an superior attitude because of it.
yeah...you're right on the money jack:)
love,
elisa
hey tell you what's freaky about the PLUM thing? She's named after a fruit as WELL!!!!
love,
elisa
Oh, my gosh!! You changed your photo. You are sooo pretty, who did your photoshop? haha just kidding!! Really, nice picture. ;D
aww..thanks starbuck...I changed it because I was sick of the old photo...so I took a few snaps today (if you look closely you can see my pyjamas!)...but I think I look like a scary wax figurine...hahaha...this photo may have to go soon :)
love,
elisa
I do hate to admit that I do think Fugleth is a talented actress but alas I cannot stand the bxtch. Neither can most of my friends.
haha janae...you're MUCH kinder than I am re: Fugneth (love the name)
haha
love,
elisa
Oh Yeah snazzy new pic,very nice! Whats not shown in the pic is your wall of Gwyneth Paltry posters and your brand spanking new Britney FlipFlops. You know it's true.
Elisa, please, which of your picture is photosoppped?
This new one or the old one?
They are kind of unlike each other, you know. Just like in case of Gwyn-Fugneth :)
haha franci...none of them are/were :)
I think I'm going to place a new one up..because this one is scaring me :)
Nealk! Goddamn you...and to think I tried so hard to place myself behind the one piece of my room that wasn't covered with Gwyneth!
love,
elisa
Unlike Gwennie...Elisa doesn't need photoshop...she's gorgeous, dalink. Even in her jammies! :D
haha...I have a feeling the jammies are a fashion faux pas...:) oh well...thanks dawn-y
love,
elisa
does anyone get the 'significance' of the skateboard dude in each pic?
love,
elisa
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