Tuesday, October 11, 2005

Katie's looks like she's 6 months pregnant...

Hey guys,
Sorry about the lack of posting...I'm dying here trying to finish a stupid reflective essay...those things should be banned...they're the most annoying type of assessment to do! Apologies and will be back tomorrow night (if the damn thing is finished)...


In the meantime...I can't leave you in the lurch...I just have to ask...what is going on with Katie Holmes???...that bump looks like it's growing exponentionally...here are pics of her less than a week ago...bulky white sweater aside...she still looks normal...


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and this is her yesterday...looking like she's a few months from popping...who's been visiting the prosthetist lately?????

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This little "I never want to have sex until I'm married" girl has also just fired her old publicist exchanging her for Tom's sister Anne Devette...who has now become her official spokesperson...and there's more talk of a wedding on the way...

For more information on the state of Tinseltown love...I don't think I could say it any better than Michael Korb :)

24 comments:

Anonymous said...

Like I said before freaky lizard baby. Just like in "V". Wait and see.

Anonymous said...

Wait a minute...six months? It's almost like the baby had to be conceived the day they started dating. Nope, nothing fishy here.

Elisita said...

well...technically...people are saying 3 months...but the stomach looks huge IMO...I mean...don't stomachs start to show at around the 5mnth mark??? I know people who you can barely tell still@ 6mnths...I honestly wouldn't be surprised if the whole thing was fake...
weirdos.
love,
elisa

Daisy Mae said...

Looks fishy to me. But then again being a beard can tend to look fishy as it is.

Anonymous said...

ah this is so mess'd up! Poor Katie!!

Anonymous said...

DreamWorks SKG called... the clone is ready for review.

Anonymous said...

She'd only be showing that much at three months if she had kids before. Since she's pretty skinny, probably 4-5 months is more accurate. Wow, they really got that turkey baster in there quick!

Anonymous said...

LOL DAISY MAE

Anonymous said...

That huge a belly can really caused by a 3-month old baby (calculated from conception - whatever way it happened). Some girls just start to show off early, while others remain relatively flat until the fifth-sixth months.

Anonymous said...

wait till katie gets abducted back onto the mothership and gets her half breed baby ripped from her loins.

Anonymous said...

She looks like she's about 5 months along, no less than 4. But the reason her stomach looks so much bigger in the latest photo is because of what she's wearing. Obviously her stomach is going to look smaller in a bulky sweater than it does in a clingy silk camisole.

william said...

HEY!!! you have a new pic! nice.

friggin' awesome earings. gosh!

Anonymous said...

That actually makes alot more sense to me now. I was totally puzzled as to where the fertile sperm came from, and now I think her old fiance' may have knocked her up pre-breakup! Didn't they just break up weeks before she and Tom started dating? I don't know. It may be a stretch, but my brain can wrap around that possibility WAY easier than Tom's mystery sperm.

Elisita said...

anon 457...yeah, I'm on your wavelength...I think Katie is generally so tall and thin that she wouldn't be showing this much at 3mnths...but I guess you never know. Come to think of it, I remember they went to the Oprah ball together months ago...and she had a bit of a bump...which I just attributed to her dress....
It could be Chris Klein's...it's all too weird...
love,
elisa

Anonymous said...

Tom Cruise and Chris Klein are lovers Katie is simply having their Scientology Lizard/Devil child.

Michael K said...

I'd say 3 months yeah. Maybe even 4.

Anonymous said...

Katie, Tom finally let go of your hand! Run, Run for the hills and don't look back or you'll turn into a pillar of salt!

Anonymous said...

There is one possible reason... Twins, anyone? Would even fit well in with the IVF rumor, since they usually throw two eggs in. Does anyone REALLY think they'd have sex?

Elisita said...

anon 1049...that's actually not a bad idea...but IMO this seems to be a bit of a "whoops" pregnancy...don't you think? I really doubt Katie (although...I'm really lost with her these days) would commit to such a painful, exhausting procedure...
but then again...I never in a million years would have guessed that she would become pregnant...
love,
elisa

Anonymous said...

If we assume she really is paid to be with him, then it's not really that unreasonable. Maybe they started the process (thus increasing the amount of eggs she was ovulating) and actually did *shudder* have sex. But twins would definitely explain showing THAT much, THAT quickly. Don't know, but I'm banking on twins. She doesn't look like she's eating a pound of cheetos a day a la Britney

Anonymous said...

Control of self is good...when someone is determined to control you, a HUGE problem exist. I use to find tom attractive.even sexy.
since his oprah "interview" and then his appearance w/matt re; his
so called wisdom about psycology, I can only say people who truly care about kh should be very concerned...get in her business and put a foot up tom's wide open ass. I am a woman. When necessary
I don't have a problem putting a "man" in check.

Elisita said...

yeah...Tom is like 0% attractive to me....make that -0%...

Anonymous said...

I'm going with the twins thing.. or maybe it's a fake stomach like the ones the use in T.V. shows. If that's it, they're probably just trying for attention. Katie "supposedly" goes into labour, the baby is born, the baby dies within minutes and the doctors can't save it. Thus, more publicity for TomKat!

Anonymous said...

and OMG I just noticed.. in the white sweater picture she looks curvy still, like her hips are visible.. but in the other pic her stomach soooo outweighs the hips.. fishy? NO, NEVER!