Tuesday, October 18, 2005

Angelina for Bond girl?

O.k...so probably in response to the majority of the prospective audiences' horror at the J-Bo choice...the spin doctors have come out with the "Jolie for Bond girl" wildcard trick...as if that's somehow going to make people forget what a horrible James Bond they managed to procure.

I onto this BOND selection process though...it will start off with Jolie...will downgrade to Sienna Miller...will further downgrade to Jennifer Aniston...things will then suddenly look up again as Uma or Reese are announced and then BINGO!...before you know it we'll end up with Kimberly Stewart as Bond girl...mark my words.


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17 comments:

Michael K said...

She'd be the worst Bond girl! Can't they get unknowns. They should get Denise Richards to reprise her role as Dr. Christmas Jones! lol!

Anonymous said...

This is such bull there's no way they could get someone as big as her for a Bond girl. Yeah you could argue the Halle Berry thing but let's face it Halle's shit with about as much presence on screen as Madonna. Plus Angelina's all about the T&A I don't think a Bond film could handle her. I could be wrong but that would be unheard of.

Anonymous said...

I think its a nice pic of angelina.she doesnt look so tough dominatrix in it (not that theres anything wrong with that..)she looks sort of eastern euro

Anonymous said...

I dont think Angelina would be a good choice, unless this Bond film would intended to be revolving aroud her character.
Anon 2,45: no wonder she looks like Eastern European - her father is German I suppose?

Elisita said...

haha...I think Angelina is too good for Bond :) B-list actresses please!
love,
elisa

Michael K said...

I'm sure Lohan wants to be a Bond girl sooo bad

Jack B. said...

If MGM/Sony/Eon need to get an A-List actress to pair with their new unknown Bond they're basically admitting they made a mistake with Craig IMO and they can't carry a film.

Elisita said...

yeah, I agree Jack...yeah! Lindsay is dying to be a Bond girl...I rememeber she called MI-III really early! She thought she had it in the bag!
love,
elisa

Anonymous said...

Angelina better not be a Bond girl, i rather her be a villain, a hot sexy one that kicks ass!

Anonymous said...

franci,

Her mum is French. But that's not Eastern European.

Anonymous said...

She's got enough charisma that she could carrie off a series of films herself. How about "Jamie-Lynn Bond: 00-H"(Thats double-0 H as in "ooh" get it? Shut up it's the best I could come up with) She's Jimmy Bond's sassy niece who always get's herself into the darndest, espionage-related, situations.

Elisita said...

haha Nealk...that's such a 700}idea haha...it's in code :)

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Anonymous said...

I cracked most of it! 7=G 0=o but what does the } stand for? My calculations tell me you're trying to say it's a "gooa" idea. Damnit Elisa I told you no more comments in Sanskrit!!

See how exciting this is, cracking codes and such. This should be the plot of the next 3-0-14-4 movie!

Anonymous said...

Cond is the new name for the Bond movies by the way.

Elisita said...

haha..
you have to turn my
700}
upside-down....my goodness..I should be the new Bond-girl...who wants Angelina Jolie anyway...when you can have my codes :)
love,
elisa

Clare said...

Michael K - I cant believe you mentioned Denise 'bloody' Richards. She was the WORST Bond girl ever.

Bond girls are supposed to be secondary to the plot not like the secondary good 'guy' like Berry was.

As much as I love Queen Jolie.. she doesn't need Bond. She's an action hero in her own right. Although she'd make an awesome baddie on second thoughts who blows up the whinning Bond girl who could be played by... Jennifer Aniston.

I am so copyrighting that idea. (C) there.