Russell Crowe hits like a girl

Russell Crowe is telling some German magazine that he sees himself as a big softie and has urged people to be more like him and learn to control their anger. The 41-year-old goes on to say: "Anger doesn't lead anywhere. You have to be in a position to be able to bring your temperament and adrenaline under control."

Perhaps Russell is a little confused and thinks that Germany somehow doesn't have the capacity to receive or disseminate information regarding violent hotel incidents. Or perhaps he thinks that phone-throwing is quite a pleasant and tolerated sport played in Deutschland. Perhaps even, hurling a phone at someone is a crucial step to the Crowe-Anger-Control-Process...in the same vein as vitamin-taking is to the Dr. Tom Cruise study of medicine.

Perhaps in Russell's world, his anger is in control...it also just happens to be the world where Paris Hilton is a brunette virgin, Tom Cruise a tall heterosexual, and Elvis...still very much alive.

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