Thursday, June 30, 2005

Angelina Makes Anne Hathaway Cry.

Hi Anne....why the tears? Is it because everyone thinks you're a joke because you've only managed to get into Disney movies with a past-her-prime Julie Andrews? No? Oh...well...what is it then?

Oh...is it because for all those years the Disney-execs told you that YOU were the FAIREST of them all...and now standing next to Angelina...you realise that they were....lying? Honey...Angelina just isn't like the rest of us...she's got the beauty of Jasmine, Cinderella, Ariel, Pocahontas, Sleeping Beauty...and then some. Gettit? Listen...here's 10 bucks...go find Courney Love and buy yourselves a drink...pretend this photo never happened...you'll feel better...promise.

A nail in the coffin. Here she is looking ridiculously beautiful in Italian Vanity Fair. :)


(cre dits)

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

well of course angelina's pretty, she's had her lips, nose, cheeks and who-knows-what-else done. so would i be if i had all that done.

Anonymous said...

No....you wouldn't.

Anonymous said...

Doubtful anonymous one. Haven't you seen photos of Angelina as a child? She was gorgeous then too.