Friday, June 10, 2005

Ashley Olsen's Big Adventure

Ashley woke up one morning and said to herself "I want to buy a bag...I want to buy the biggest bag in NYC!" She sat up in her bed full of giddy excitement. This promised to be such fun. For this arduous quest...she decided to wear her favourite nightie...and her very special yellow hat. The day was long and hard, but her enthusiasm remained strong. Her dimensions were not specific numerically, but very exacting nonetheless...Must fit :

  • 1 Mary Kate
  • 5 Venti super-skim flat whites and;
  • Any miscellaneous items picked up off the street.


The day is one that continues to be fondly remembered by all that young Ashley encountered.

2 comments:

MplsJu said...

Holy crap, that was funny. Just for that, I'm bookmarking this blog. Hilarious

Anonymous said...

how does she even have the strength in her stick bone body to lift that big of a bag?