Hi Britney!
You know what? I'm pretty sure this is my first ever Britney post? Wanna know why? Oh...well...I don't wanna take the smile off your face...so I won't say. Brits...I know you're a fan of this blog...but psst...just between you and me? You know when I said that Jordan's pregnant fashion sense was elegant and poised and beautiful? Well...I didn't actually mea.....
On second thoughts...I won't say...I'm enjoying the vileness and agony far too much. :)
You know what? I'm pretty sure this is my first ever Britney post? Wanna know why? Oh...well...I don't wanna take the smile off your face...so I won't say. Brits...I know you're a fan of this blog...but psst...just between you and me? You know when I said that Jordan's pregnant fashion sense was elegant and poised and beautiful? Well...I didn't actually mea.....
On second thoughts...I won't say...I'm enjoying the vileness and agony far too much. :)
Viva La Nueva JORDAN!!!
5 comments:
How about this - Britney hooks up with Tom-tom Cruise and they go off together in crazy Xenu land.
Kevin Federline gets with Paris Hilton because they are both human skanks.
And Paris2 gets with Katie Holmes -which may seem a bad deal for Katie but at least its better than the alternative.
Elisa you are sooo right. God, I wish Britney would get HUGE implants to match Jordan's.
Jesus Christ, I was just eating my dinner. She doesn't even look pregnant. She looks bloated. And gross.
Yeah...a Tom/Brit hookup would have been the best...he TOTALLY would have gone for her a couple of years ago when she was still in her virginal phase. He NEVER would have seen the skankiness coming. haha.
Yeah Michael K...we should totally set up a "Britney...get a Jordan Make-Over" Petition. It'd be HOT.
Love,
Elisa
I strongly beleive that pregnant women are truely sexy ( I am a woman) and showing some of the baby belly is great...If you go about it a classy fashion. She looks like she is trying to wear her pre-baby clothes. She is soooo GROSS!!!! And it so sad to see that Jordan is even worse!
Love your blog, it keeps me so entertained when I should be doing some, um, work...
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