Saturday, June 11, 2005

Urgent Funds for Russell Crowe Needed Immediatley!!!

Russell Crowe only owns one jacket! Please dig deep to clothe this poor soul! If your phone is working and hasn't yet been ripped out and thrown at you, call 1800-HELP-RUSSELL







10 comments:

Anonymous said...

I'm a concierge in a ski resort that is frequented by celebrities,
and after reading that story last week I've been thinking about wearing my snowboarding helmet when I work night shift.

The last thing I need is Cameron Diaz winging a phone at me because she can't get a hold of Justin Timberlake.

Yail Bloor

Elisita said...

Haha...send me a picture and I could create a special exclusive story for you:

"Concierges all around America now fear for their lives after Crowe debacle"

---A TBLE exclusive from an extraordianry survivor taking ordinary precautions

:)
Love,
Elisa

Anonymous said...

So is there any anti-concierge backlash going on in AU?

If this was Brad Pitt bashing a French front desk guy with a phone, you know Americans would be coming out of the woodwork to say it was the concierge's fault.

I'll have to get my brother to take that picture when I get home from work. Speaking of work, since I'm sitting here on a lovely Saturday morning in the Rockies and it was 9:00 am my time when I first posted, what time is it there?

Isn't it like 2:00 am last Tuesday in Australia?

I'm fine with time zone differences but when you involve the international date line it turns into a combination of greek, time travel, and differential equations in my tiny brain.

Have a nice day (or night, or last week)! :)

Yail Bloor

Anonymous said...

And it's such a dorky jacket, too.

Elisita said...

Hmm...I can't say ordinary Aussies are rallying around Crowe...Australian media is now calling him a New Zealander (technically, he was born there) and NZ media are calling him Australian :)

Love,
Elisa

Anonymous said...

HAHA! Good eye to catch that one.

Anonymous said...

He desinged that jacket himself. Guess he stumbled upon a really really great marketing idea.

Anonymous said...

oops, I mean designed.

Anonymous said...

Speaking as a Kiwi - you guys can have him! And give us Neil Finn back. :)

Elisita said...

Ahh...he designed it? Thanks for the heads up...that explains a bit! And kiwi anon...I'm not giving up lovely ex-crowded house man for a phone ripping/throwing maniac :)
Sorry...hahaha
Love,
Elisa