Monday, June 20, 2005

Lindsay Lohan and Herbie

Well...little blonde-topped LiLo is at her Herbie Premiere...isn't she just so hot...even without her other skeletwin. Face tan-lines are so in! Emanciation is hot too...I personally love rickety arms! Security guards in shades who don't pay attention to you are so cutting edge. Lindsay hun...when you smile, the world smiles with you!


5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Her arms look like she's been in a concentration camp. I am thankful everday I was born a male. How warped is your self image to think that skin stretched paper thin over bones is attractive?

I'm tempted to start a "BRING BACK LINDSEY'S AMPLE BUST AND THUNDER THIGHS" campaign. Maybe we could all mail her a donut every day. It would be like one of those adopt-a-child charities and we'll just change the pitch a little.

"Just think for the low price of just a single donut a day you could help put flesh back on the bones of one of America's rising teen stars. Our dedicated staff will email you paparazzi photo updates every week so you will be able to monitor the progress of your famous troubled teen. Think of the joy in your heart to watch Lindsey start to look like a real woman again."

I think it would work. Either that or we cross our fingers and hope she gets written into Bridget Jones III as Renee Zellweger's plus sized niece forcing her to bulk up like Renee did.

Yail Bloor

Elisita said...

Hhaha...I'll sign your Lindsay for Bridget Jones 3 petition Yail...that would be such fun :)
Love,
Elisa

Jack B. said...

Why do good looking people do that to themselves? I still remember how cute she was in the Parent Trap.

hazelblackberry said...

She'll have to get all her hair cut off before her neck snaps.

Anonymous said...

I look at her now... suddenly I'm stupified.. My jaw drops.. I hear crickets.. Wasn't Lindsey once hot or was that a myth? This proves my theroy that all stars are ugly underneath.... Yes let's write a book "All Stars are Ugly Underneath and sadly sometimes blantanly above" and Lohan can be our... mmmmmmmmmmmmmmyyyyyyyyyy slllleeeeeeeppping pppppillllllsss aren't working yet...