- fake blonde (check)
- recently engaged (check)
- penchant for big bags (check)
I'll be the first to admit a couple of problems with my theory...there's no deep orange tan in sight...no faux baby-bump...and of course there is that niggling voice in the back of head telling me that Paris woudn't ever like...marry a guy who thinks stilts are part of normal footwear...The lucky guy is Deryck Whibley from Sum 41. Here they are at Chi.
Oh...she'll make such a lovely bride....
(photo credit)
2 comments:
didn't paris hilton use to date that same tryhard from sum 41???
haha...would absolutley NOT be surprised...considering she dated an abusive down-and-out boy-band-er.
Love,
Elisa
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