Wednesday, June 15, 2005

Save Tara's Puppy!

There are some girls we love to love...like Gwen Stefani or Kate Winslet. There are some girls we love to hate...like Paris Hilton. There are other girls we love to make fun of...like Britney and Linsday Lohan. There are even girls we almost feel sorry for...like Katie Holmes (o.k. o.k. maybe I've gone too far). There are also girls we don't particularly care about...like Hillary Duff and her fugly sister.

Tara Reid...doesn't fit into any of these categories however. Tara is that one-of-a-kind special someone that, in the short space of her rather sad life has managed to:
  1. show the world her botched up breast implants
  2. show the world her botched up stomach liposuction
  3. screw up her friendship with Paris Hilton (how hard can it be to keep up a friendship that just involves drinking, drugs, guys, and giggles?)
  4. have "American Pie" continue to be the most intelligent movie she's ever participated in
  5. look completley wasted in every photograph she's ever been involved in (evidence below)
  6. hook up with a guy that is known to have HEPATITIS (aka Tommy Lee)


The solution is of course clear fora girl like Tara...dress like Paris Hilton, pose like Paris, and adopt a puppy...just like Paris. *giggle*

Are we just going to stand there and let her ruin this innocent's life? Click to Enlarge...Fellow Blog Friends...look into the poor things' EYES...pleading with you....who cares about feedlindsay.com or freekatie.com...how about freetaraspuppy.com???

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Man, you can clearly see the dog is absolutely TERRIFIED.