Monday, June 20, 2005

Tom Cruise Gets 4 People Arrested in London

Oh Tom, Tom Tom...
What's going on? Surely a man who has for years been auditing out the aliens in his Operating Thetan, can handle a guy squirting water at him from a fake microphone...but ahh...perhaps the CLEAR got obstructed in the London fog?

Apparently these guys were trying to get footage for a new celebrity prank show...thinking Tom was a really fun, good natured guy they thought "perfect target"...he might even give us a few punches in the air...maybe it could all get a little wetnwild!

Unfortunatley, Mr EasyGoing Tom didn't show up and these guys were greeted by DerangedTom ...these 4 guys got arrested...for assault of all things. Tommy...I'm thinking you gotta go through a couple more auditing processes...check out the video and story here...I love it how he smiles for like a nanosecond after the water sprays in his face until turning into DerangedTom.

I know we are all distraught by the events that have happened to our beloved Tom...he was asaulted by "JERKS"...imagine their audacity of not worshipping him...so let us remember more pure, honest, and innocent events that transpired just the day before...judging from this photo...I think Katie's adjective should be changed from 'magnificent' to 'challenged' 'special'...

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Pink tie is fine, alone.

Purple shirt is fine, alone.

Pink tie and purple shirt on a man? Uhm, perhaps there's something other than Tom's clothes that should be coming out of the closet.

hazelblackberry said...

It's not too late for Katie to take a good, hard look at what she's getting herself into and get the hell out of there.

Anonymous said...

Oh my God, they look like twins there. Self love or what?
No, I applaud the fact that he called those prats on the water pistol, it's immature and befitting those called scooter and bif.

Anonymous said...

You go Elisa! Now I know I'm not the only person in the world who thinks katie looks 'special' (read: retarded).

Anonymous said...

I thought he was quite gracious after being rudely sprayed with water. He smiled, then quite asked the guy why he did it. I happen to think that is a reasonable question.

On the other hand, these two look like a couple of 13 year olds - and they do look a bit like twins. All this PDA (public display of affection - not that thing you use as a calendar!)is so immature. Obviously they are getting a great deal of pleasure from the press showing photos of them giggling, tickling, snogging, and whatever it is they do....its not healthy for a 26 year old much less a 41 year old.