Colin Farrell Looks Like Kevin Federline.

Colin. You look bad. Real bad. You're like the Irish version of Federline. Eireline? Listen...I can see why you've gone insane...I sat through Alexander as well...and...as the story became more and more incoherent and boring...a part of my brain became numb and never revived again...so I can only imagine what filming the god-awful thing did to you. But you know what? You've got to STOP all this nonsense of hitting on 70 year old women and getting it on with trannsexuals...O.K? Now...put on some pants, shave, snort some of that coke you've got in your hand, and go hit on Lindsay Lohan...or something.

No...you da man.

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