"But he loves me!" She hiccuped.
"I thought he said he didn't know who you were at the Premiere..." began Nicole.
"Oh no!" Lindsay interjected. "That was like mindgames, just mindgames...you know how intellect Brad is, especially with girls like me"
"Oh yeah...like codes or something?"
At least Nicole understood. Lindsay could not understand it. And to think of all her extra efforts! She had straightened her hair until it resembled beautiful straw, placed no limits on her super orange bronzer, and gone double on the coke...
"Maybe he like....thought you were like....chunky...or something"
Brave Lindsay smiled.....
4 comments:
I hope no one tells her that smiling makes her face look fat.
yeah...someone should tell her frowning burns more calories:)
She's trailing off into Anna Nicole territory. Sad. She was so cute when she was a redhead and had flesh.
I agree, Ginger, she's so unattractive with that bleached blond hair and emanciated body. She had a lovely figure beofre she decided the holocaust look would become her.
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