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Hot diggity daymn Brit-nay...why ya heyrr they'rr callin mi? Don't tell me that little Stayn has bu-roken inta tha trailerr agin...that little critterr...harr harr Oh...ya wanna know wherr I am? Doyn't ya trust me theyrr Brit-nay? Well bay-bey you got nuthin ta wurry 'bout theyrr...I'm just usin' my long hard pump heyrr to pump some precious liquid theyrr into my other bay-bey...harr harr...Brit-nay? Brit-nay? Don't hang up...

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