Tori Spelling's Jewellry Line.

Oh...look at me. I'm so beautiful. Look at me just sitting here, in a very relaxed fashion casually placing my hand on one of my beautiful jewellry creations. My side-bun reminds you of Jackie-O no? Well...that's the look I was going for in any case. Daddy says that if I think hard enough...I can look like whoever I want...Daddy's always right...

Don't you also just love how my gorgeous green dress showcases my breasts beautifully? What's that? You think I'm a no-talent joke of an actress that only experiences the mild success that I have because of my father's clout?

Now look here! You'd better be thankful that I don't understand those big words! But I can tell you're not on the pre-approved party list that was selected by Daddy. People on the approved list never use big words with me! What are you talking about no-talent? Don't you see my necklace? Don't you see how intricate it is? It took me 3 months to work out how to get the circles to stay together!

Now get out! If I wasn't talented then I would have disappeared of the face of the earth after 90210 and only gotten bit-parts in complete flops. We all know that didn't happen...I am the most relevant actress in Hollywood today...right Daddy?

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