Umm...if this image demonstrates the ravages that incessant drinking, partying, childbirth, and dealing with a crack-head boyfriend has on a person...all I can say is...take me to your dealer.
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2 comments:
Hey Elisa,
Just discovered your blog. You are funny as hell! I've toyed with the idea of putting together a make-fun-of-celebrities blog, but I don't have time, so I'm delighted to discover that someone else is already doing it, and so well. Keep it up; I love your take on things.
Jonathan
Thanks Jono :)
Love,
Elisa
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