Thursday, June 16, 2005

Brad is Officially a Cheat...Allegedly.

Well...the Hindustan Times claims that Jen tells all to Leslie Bennetts, from Vanity Fair. I guess Jen decided to get some money by saying what everyone has known for weeks...that Brad cheated on Jen with Lindsay Lohan.




Haha...made you look....no....with Angelina of course. Apparently she did want babies and all that jazz...and is desperately hurt about the new W Magazine spread depicting Brad and Ange as a family.

I feel sorry you for Jen...but honey..even with your cool hair, your sexy blue top, and your J-Lo-esque tweaked nipples...you fall just a tad short from comparing to a goddess...unbalanced as she may be. I wouldn't worry about it though hun...one day the unbalanced goddess will age just like everyone else, with only a tatty ol' copy of W-Magazine to keep her warm at night :)

9 comments:

Clare said...

Today at work I found an old issue of People magazine dated sometime Jan 2005 which was going on about Pitt and Aniston living seperate lives. I think this was around the same time as Pitt and Jolie where filming Mr & Mrs Smith.


Do you think it will make a difference to how people view Pitt and Jolie? I dont care personally. Actually I am becoming scarily obsessed with it. Its Bennifer all over again. Help!

Elisita said...
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Elisita said...

Haha...I never caught on to the whole Bennifer phenomenon...I think it's becauase at the time, Ben looked like a fat blockhead...and I'm really not a fan of J-Lo....but with Brangie...it's different. Both of them are just so hot. I think there's always been this feeling that J-Anis wasn't "beautiful enough"...you know? And that's why magazines always had to trump up her personality and her grooming.

I don't know...I'm a pretty big Brangelina fan...but when I read (in Dana's Dirt) that J-Anis felt it was like "sticking a knife through her heart" when she saw Brad posing with Angelina...well..I kinda started to feel sorry for her...a lot :(

ginger said...

I like Jenn better. :(

Clare said...

I did feel a little sorry for her but I was surprised that she was the first to break the silence on it. After all both Brad and Angelina have just said "we are friends" blah blah blah.

Angelina is much more my kind of gal anyway - the tattoos, black hair, adorable kid with cool mohawk. Jennifer is well, so American Eagle model looking. And she can not act past Friends - The Good Girl was a joke.

As for Bennifer.. I used to have a secret crush on Ben Affleck until J-Lo ruined him. She turned him into a white PDiddy with all the bling and fake tans *gag*

Anonymous said...

I feel bad for Jen, nobody deserves that. On the other had, I wish people would take photos of *me* looking like that. Wow.

Brad and Angie can go save Africa and shut the heck up. If either one of them ask me for money one more time I'm going to SCREAM.

Love your site!

Anonymous said...

I like Jen better (yes she can act) and I can't believe anyone would think she isn't "worthy" of Brad "acne pitt face" Pitt. He isn't all that either...anyone in Hollywood can look good with help. He screwed up...period. Angie will move on as soon as she starts a new movie...wait and see. All the good work that he is doing and she does still doesn't cover up that Angelina Jolie is a serial homewrecker and Brad Pitt is nothing but an average no good cheater.

Elisita said...

Good-looking cheating men in the media ALWAYS get off easily...I'm not sure why. Take David Beckham for instance...HE cheated on Posh Spice...but because people don't like Posh somehow SHE got all the blame for it and he came out unscathed...

Anonymous said...

J-Anis was not and never will be beautiful. She can not act at all, if it wasn't for the other 5 guys in friends I would have stopped watching it. The only 2 movies I saw with her in it she ruined!

Here hairstyle is also so yester-Friends.

She also always plays the victim or something similary pathetic.

She really sucks and I wish the Brad thing will blow over so that Hollywood can forget about her, preventing her to ruine any more movies with her horrible voice and bad acting.