Wednesday, June 15, 2005

Nicole Kidman...yet another to suffer from Bobblebotoxia

Yet another beautiful actress succumbing to the wrath of Bobblebotoxia. (Refer to medical reference 2a.3). As of yet, a cure is not yet available for this face paralysing, body squandering disease that seems to strike a small percentage of women, and even smaller percentage of men. Women most at risk are those which have a considerable annual income, and are over 30. It has been known however, to strike at younger ages.

5 comments:

Freebird said...

This woman is truly beautiful. Katie's a cute gal, but she's got NOTHING on Nicole!

p.s. I've been loving your blog!

Elisita said...

Yeah...I agree...we can tease her all we want...but she's pretty gorgeous...no matter what she pumps into her face...

Anonymous said...

i'll agree that she used to be pretty. unfortunately, though, she's beginning to resemble a sickly jack nicholson... seriously, compare their current facial features, especially around the eyes and brows. not a pretty thing to do.

Anonymous said...

She is pretty, I just wish she'd let loose a little.. let her hair be more red, wear more makeup, have fun, laugh - damn the laugh lines!

Love your site!

Anonymous said...

I used to think Nicole was gorgeous, but the cheek implants completely killed my response to her. Now she looks unnatural to me, and my visual cortex interprets her the same way it interprets Michael Jackson. Rest in peace, Nicole Kidman's beauty.