The annual celebrity
MENSA meeting was well underway. In the lobby were some of the sharpest minds to like...ever walk Rodeo Drive. Kathy Hilton was understandably nervous clutching her speech on "
Three Essential Surgeries Required Stay Married to a Millionaire"and "
How Not to Become a Gay Icon". Kathy's eyes however, were on much more problematic issues...ones that would probably occupy her thoughts at least til next week...namely, what particular drug combination Lindsay was on and the whether there was any correlation between that and the diameter of her breasts.....tough stuff!!!
Paris on the other hand was a little confused...she thought she was at the MENS convention...and so understandably just drifted aimlessly off making sure to give us more baby bump speculation.
Lindsay howver; obviously one of the smarter ones at the meeting, came out perplexed. She put on her
smartnsexy face that she'd practiced in the mirror so many times as a pudgy child...as she pondered the meaning of life...or rather...whether Kathy Hilton's bag was a fake or not.
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