I'm at the Premiere Magazines' "The New Power" Event...I don't know what that is...but I'm guessing I got invited because I'm too powerful to be invited to the Celebrity MENSA function. Don't diss me for having sex with Benicio Del Toro in an elevator last year...I'm an empowered woman...can't you see? Can't you see the signs? My own fluoro lipstick, my own experimental eye-liner application...my own buck teeth. Take that mere mortals!
P.S. Scar-J...I love the fact you didn't fall for Cruise's charms!!!!!
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