Sunday, August 28, 2005

Andre and Jordan style things up.

You can always rely on the UK for a bit of class. Seen here at the London after-party for the Dukes of Hazzard, our favourite to-be-weds Jordan and Peter Andre; upstaging Jessica at her own pathetic game, bid you a very, very exciting weekend.

Image Hosted by ImageShack.us

Image Hosted by ImageShack.us

pics courtesy of www.splashnews.com

22 comments:

Anonymous said...

Very much nauseating.

Anonymous said...

Didn't a baby emerge from there just a few weeks ago?

I know you've explained that she is a UK fashion model, but who is this woman, the Anna Nicole Smith of England?

Yail Bloor

Elisita said...

I only really know her because she's with Peter Andre (REALLY bad Australian 'singer'). From what I can gather, her name is Katie Price and she used to be a regular model. She then transformed herself anna Nicole Smith style via crazy surgeries (breasts, lips) into what we now see as JORDAN...I think she really became well-known (correct me if I'm wrong) when she fell pregnant and was seen drinking and generally looking drugged up even up to 8 MONTHS! The poor kiddy is paying the consequences :(
love,
elisa

Elisita said...

Oh...forgot to mention that she met Peter Andre on some Big Brother-type show....and they got it on....ON camera :)
love,
elisa

Anonymous said...

A licence for reproduction (having kids) is very much needed.
Being near-sighted, me and my dh could have been easily sorted out :((
I know it's not the solution, but still, there are positive cases ;-)

Anonymous said...

Thanks Elisa :)

I seem to be irrevocably curious about people who resemble human car wrecks.

Probably why I work in the hospitality industry.

Yail Bloor

Anonymous said...

I've seen pictures of the poor child she launched from her overused woman-parts and it looks like a Emmanual Lewis/Gary Coleman hybrid.

Elisita said...

thanks serendipity,
yup...the poor kiddie has some serious problems...he's blind, weight more than is normal, and has brain damage. :(
love,
elisa

Anonymous said...

Elisa, you mean the newborn child of this porn star has all these problems?... Oh,my, the poor kid.

Anonymous said...

Why in the world is this sad excuse for a 'woman' still so famous and sought after? If she is still to be famous it should be for being publicly flogged and humiliated. She doesn't even deserve to be included in the same gender as those who give unselfishly to their unborn children, even if it's 'inconvenient, and unfashionable.'

Elisita said...

No...as far as I know, the new born child is fine....no...this is regarding her 3 year old? son. The father is some other guy.
love,
elisa

Anonymous said...

Jordon is a page 3 model, not a fashion model. LoL Page 3 models show their tits in tabloid.:p

The father of her blind son was once a very famous soccer player.

Anonymous said...

Jordon is a page 3 model, not a fashion model. LoL Page 3 models show their tits in tabloid.:p

The father of her blind son was once a very famous soccer player.

Anonymous said...

Is her son Harvey really blind because she did drugs during the pregnancy? Do you have a website that tells the story in more detail? I find this kinda stuff compelling.

Elisita said...

Hmm...I don't know...it was pretty big when she was pregnant...around 3 years ago? I've read an interview with her that says it wasn't her fault...but I remember she was seriously all over the shop during her entire pregnancy.
love,
elisa

Elisita said...

http://www.nationmaster.com/encyclopedia/Katie-Price
an interesting bio.
love,
elisa

Anonymous said...

I read it, Elisa.
Wish I had not.

Anonymous said...

Youch. So celebrities sometimes don't look great. They're only humans in front of a camera. What do you do?

Elisita said...

hey darskin...are you telling em you've forgotten the wonderful enchanting "myseterious girl"? hahahah
it was even rereleased last year :)
love,
elisa

Anonymous said...

OK, those pictures are totally tacky...and they need to chill with the spray-on tanners!!

Here's an article about her heartache over her son, Harvey http://www.ananova.com/entertainment/story/sm_1363706.html where she states how he's hitting people, even her, and ""I give him lots of love and affection but I don't get much in return," she said sadly, "There's no reward.""

It does sound like she does a lot for him, and it HAS to be hard to be young and have to care for a young child who is so ill.

She also seems to be trying to get involved in helping disabled youth... http://icsurreyonline.icnetwork.co.uk/0100news/0200surreyheadlines/tm_objectid=14908671&method=full&siteid=50101&headline=jordan-helps-build-pool-for-disabled-youngsters-name_page.html

I guess, at times, she may just wanna let her hair down, but I think she chooses to do it in rather tacky ways.

I think Harvey may just have been the recipient of poor genetics, but the constant partying she did while pregnant couldn't have helped. I wonder if any of his conditions are Y-chromosome traits.

Anonymous said...

well, according to my fiance, who lives in the uk, and therefore is rather unfortunately privy to a lot of jordan info, her first son is blind, suffering from dwarfism and hearing impaired. the father of said son (a former footie player, now playing in the states) was fond of beating her up, but Jordan is also to blame for the son's problems, because she would drink, drug, and party well into her pregnancy.

as far as i know, her second pregnancy didn't change matters much, as she was in publicized physical fights well into that pregnancy as well.

she insists that the drugging had no effect on her first son...riiiight.

Elisita said...

yeah I agree WWJDD...you can't just blame everything on bad genetics when you're taking drugs and drinking throughout your pregnancy...thanks for the heads up :)
love,
elisa