Wanting Angelina Jolie to play you in that movie because essentially, you believe that you're "prettier than her"...makes me think that perhaps an institution for senile dementia; as opposed to her botox-man, may indeed be the next appropriate stop for Ms Stallone.
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This is the stuff nightmares are made of.
Angelina should be flattered. It's not every day that a young, beautiful woman is chosen to play an old, what-the-hell-have-you-done-to-yourself hag. If Angelina refuses the role (but why would she) maybe Hunter Tylo is available.
haha starbuck...but you forget...going by Jackie's standards...Hunter is much too pretty to be played by Angelina :)
love,
elisa
What has the world come to when THIS "THING", this object existing on top of some old lady's neck, is allowed TO GO OUTSIDE WHERE PEOPLE MIGHT SEE IT???
I'm not kidding when I say it looks as though many actresses are heading in her direction of appearance. And WHY? There's some weird brainwashing happening in Hollywood. Someone's telling them they look good like this. That is the only way this could be going on.
I mean look at Terri Hatcher, Hunter Tylo, Priscilla Presley on Oprah a short while ago, and whoever else....major major ICK.
oh.... my... God! the humanity!!
Take the pictures down! please.
Her face is melting!!! What a world, what a world!!!
Bitch makes Jocelyn Wildenstein look positively gorgeous.
Jesus H Christ.
But...but...where's GrinforGrin commenting on her luscious cleavage?! I've got to have SOMEthing to count on in this world!
hehehe j/k
Oh my word!! I just did some checking around on her and found her to be a psychic -- not too far a throw from psycho, if you ask me. Check out this link. Sadly, it made me laugh more than your blog, elisa. I just wonder what secrets my butt holds.
http://www.jacquelinestallone.com/rumps.html
She looks like Carrot Top. You sure that's not Carrot Top??
She could be the poster-gurl (or...'thing') for anti-plastic surgery...
Two words:
Horror, horror!
haha...you guys are funny....that's hilarious starbuck...I love how there's a typo on her "read your rumps" page...LOL
love,
elisa
haha yeah GRINforGRIN...we're waiting for your "she's ugly as hell but nice jugs" comment or something
hahahaha
love,
elisa
Oh my God! What a HORROR! I'll have nightmares for weeks. Good GOD! The humanity!
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