Wednesday, August 24, 2005

Jessica Simpson still frightens me

Jessica Simpson has the power to change my personal paradigms...I used to think that 'scary' involved a pregnant girl with a bad dye job and see-through shirt, coupled with a sneaky smile.

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As I'm becoming older and wiser, I know see that what I used to think was scary...was really just the equivalent of the sweet little ticket attendant at the freak show...not the actual freak-show act....

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Jessica, pictured here yesteday begs the question: Can pervert ex-baptist preachers perform exorcisms?

16 comments:

Anonymous said...

honestly elisa, that photo should have an "nsfw because of attendant screaming and running" tag.

Anonymous said...

Not that it matter since they both suck, but that is actually the sister Ashlee Simpson.

Anonymous said...

Nevertheless, K, they are still spawns of that pervert Joe Simpson and should still both be exterminated on sight.

Elisita said...

Hey K...yeah I know 1st pic is Ashlee...she's the "sweet little ticket attendant at the freak show"...ya feel me?
love,
elisa

Unknown Soldier said...

OMG....The best member of this family is.....Bart Simpson!!!!

Elisita said...

haha...you're right unknown soldier...Jessica is definitely related...she's got the skin to match :)
love,
elisa

Anonymous said...

Yep, the second photo is proof that cutting up your face when you're already pretty is a mistake. She just looks freakish. Yet lately she's pushed at us constantly by the media as like the hottest woman on the planet. Hottest woman?? ICK.

Michael K said...

They both just need to seriously fall of the edge of the earth

Ms. Mika said...

Jessica looks...looks...man she just looks CRAZY!!

Anonymous said...

That picture was just scary and humiliating (for her) PEACE & HOLLABACK

Jody and Martin said...

I really love your blog. Keep up the great work.

By the way, this picture of Jessica Simpson is VERY Anna Nicole.

John Q. Public esq. said...

what a great site you have, said the spyder to the fly...

jqp

Jay said...

Dear God!

Anonymous said...

I never thought I'd say this. Paris Hilton looks normal now.

Elisita said...

haha...I hear ya. Paris doesn't even look thin anymore.

SOrry guys...having a hard time at uni...hence no new post yesterday...will post today though!
love,
elisa

Chandra said...

ok...I absolutely love your blog but that pic needs some of kind of warning!! She never scared me before until then...absolutely crazy!