Saturday, August 06, 2005

Tara and Paris shine again

Yeah, yeah...I know...Tara and Paris pics are like mixing drinks at a party...you get sick from them pretty quickly...but I'm just fascinated by Tara...a girl who is so obviously out of control. I'm betting the size of her liver is about the same size, and in a similar condition to her brain. The sad fact remains however...that she provides us with the most entertaining photos...she's forgotten her 'pose' and never learnt the strategic 'pout'...and we love her all the more for it.

I believe here, she is trying to explain to us how quantum physics can be applied to space navigation...unfortunatley for her...the only thing she got up to in her learning of the subject...was the space was up there...somewhere...which she aply demonstrates with her hand.

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Paris meanwhile; in perhaps a fit of bad judgement, follows Tara's advice on how she keeps her men happy during a party...however...unfortunatelyI think she forgot the "go round the back" part of the suggestion.

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Metal-studded jeans...o.k.

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8 comments:

Lara said...

Oh, it's a train wreck. It's so hard to believe that Paris Hilton can look like Audrey Hepburn next to Tara...

Anonymous said...

I've said it elsewhere, but I would so love a Drunk Tara montage.

Clare said...

thats a pretty long montage.

Anonymous said...

it requires quite a bit of skill to constantly look as though you've just come out of a pool when you've in fact spent the whole day on dry land. Bravo to you Tara, bravo to you.

Anonymous said...

I was also wondering why Tara always looks as if she has been caught in a rainstorm in every picture. She gives cracked out a whole new meaning!

Sara said...

Why why why is that dress pressing her boobs so tightly? Does the girl not own a mirror?

Elisita said...

haha..yeah...tara is definitely a one of a kind trainwreck :)
love,
elisa

Anonymous said...

I so want to party with Tara. I'm tired of being the slopiest drunk around.