Wednesday, August 31, 2005

Britney goes beserk at 13 year old kiddie

Apparently Jamie Lynn Spears and her 13yo co-star were having a bit of a tiff...as soon as Britney caught wind of this...she went into Superwoman mode (yeah...no chance in hell of fitting into the costume) branding the an "evil little girl" and that she had better be careful or she'll "never work in this town again!"

I personally find yelling meaningless threats at anyone who is powerless and underage a really therapeutic thing to do...especially just after one's just been impregnated by a homeless bum...I'm sure it's part of the beautiful Kabbalah teachings?

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14 comments:

whatwouldjanicedickinsondo said...

do you suppose that "you'll never work again" line is what she used on kevin?

Elisa said...

haha...great one WWJDD :) I doubt she HAD to use the line on him though :)
love,
elisa

Michael K said...

Brit Brit is just crabby cause her baby's gonna pop. But if I was that 13yo girl, I would've popped her right in the stomach!

JEN said...

OK,I see pics of Brit everyday and I still can't get over how horrid and trashy she looks. She can't dress and why the hell does she have extensions in her hair if it's always pulled up into a mop wad?

Anonymous said...

awesome to see britney is picking on someone with the same IQ

SleazyRed said...

you look at photos of heidi klum who is mental as well but in a german way and she looks classy, almost radiant like a woman with a child in her womb should be... and then there is britney spears.

Elisa said...

haqha..good one anon756 :) Yeah...I hate to say it though...but Heidi Klum pregnant looks a million times better than me un-pregnant :) hehe
love,
elisa

shoe hound said...

Doesn't she know that she is suppposed to be avoiding caffeine? Coke has got to be the worst thing she could be drinking. Trash, trash, trash. She gives nice southern girls the stereotype that we struggle everyday to escape!

Elisa said...

The woman is an idiot...she spent like $5,000 (or more) on organic materials and fabrics for her nursery...yet she doesn't eat it herself...haha shoehound...at least Reese Witherspoon is on your side?
love,
elisa

Jack Bennett said...

The ironic thing is I've seen Zoey 101 (I'm ashamed to admit) and the little girl - Alexa Nicolas - is a MUCH better actor than Jamie Lynn Spears (who wouldn't even have a career if the Brit-bot wasn't her sister). And I really doubt Mrs. Federline has as much clout in Hollywood as she thinks she does, not enough to destroy a pre-teenager's career.

Elisa said...

Britney reminds me of one of my supervisers when I used to work at a supermarket...they would always have these crazy powertrips on people that were so much younger than they were :)
love,
elisa

pebbles said...

Oh yeah, Brit will make a great mom. She'll be that bitchy mom that EVERYONE hates - the one that goes ballistic on little kids when they're mean to her poor little snookums, the one that's always calling the other moms to complain about how horrid their little devils were to her sweet li'l angel. Ugh. Every neighborhood has a bitch mom. Brit's just practicing now.

Darksin said...

There is an element I feel everyone has missed, the Mickey Mouse effect. I feel some where inside Brit was another lil child, who wished it was really Xtina she was reaming out. That was the feeling I got, unresolved issues. I imagined it, there was Brit, seeing through her lil sis' eyes. Picturing the many petty fights she had with Xtina, how could she resist coming to her lil sis' rescue, I am suprised she did not Tae Bo kick the lil munchkin.

SleazyRed said...

MTV viewers.. can you imagine Brit's kids Sweet 16? Shudder.