Shoot-Out at Britney's Baby Shower

Well...in Britn-ay-ville it ain't no baybee showah until you git the 21 gun salute...or in this case...one shot. Some paparazzo (no I didn't realise there was a singular form either) got shot with a pellet gun while staking out Britney's Malibu home while she had her baby shower at the Kabbalah Centre. No-one knows who it was...but you'll be happy to know that the incident has been placed on the 'front-burner'. I have no doubt in my mind...that it was K-Fed...the wannabee, and first, pellet-gun gansta....yiah...

Here she is arriving at the baby shower...with her lovely Coko Chamel handbag from Canal St...

Here are the happy couple...arriving separately...Kevin looking positively virginal in his beautiful choice of attire for the occasion

and of course...the beautiful boat cruise afterwards...

I thought the point of the t-shirts with the writing on them was to be ironic....aaanyway...more importantly, the girl needs to get rid of that Coko Chamel bag.

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