Saturday, August 13, 2005

Britney's Brith Canal coming to a screen near you

K-Fed is chucking a Joe Simpson and starting to profit off his kids...except he's not waiting for them to reach legal age...Kevin believes that a two-part special in which Britney goes into labor and subsequently delivers would draw viewers..."

K-Fed is obviously a brilliant man...but I think he may have overlooked one teensy, teensy issue...that is...the fact that although giving birth is indeed indirectly connected with sex...that in itself does not make it a sex-tape...hence no-one is going to watch it. Gettit K-Fed???..."One Night in Paris" may indeed be popular but that does not mean "One Day out of Britney" is going to get ya the same kind of cash....

The Daisy Dukes are enough exposure for me.

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10 comments:

Janae said...

PLEASE.....TELL......ME......YOU......ARE.....KIDDING.......PLEASE.........

I'm in shock, or maybe I shouldn't be. All these 2 people seem to know or be is "celebrity". I feel so bad for their kids. What's next, Britney's annual gyno exam?? Her latest dump?!!!

Anonymous Midwest Girl said...

No, no, no, no, no. And no. Please god, no. No.

Veggieboo said...

If this happens, there will be no turning back...............you know regarding her "career".
I know Kfed, why don't you sell a video of Brit taking a dump or picking her nose. We would just love that!

rachel said...

Honestly, it would be disgusting but I think he's right - it would draw viewers. I know I'd have some morbid curiosity and wouldn't be able to turn. off. the. damn. TV.

whatwouldjanicedickinsondo said...

there are few things more disturbing than flipping through the channels and suddenly coming across some woman's dilated vagina on TLC.

broadcast births are just wrong. but so up this white trash couple's alley.

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Phil Rossi said...

Ha ha ha. I can see it now. Fully dilated with a boaconstrictor drapped over her shoulders.

Jack Bennett said...

There are many ways I do not want to see Britney Spears. I think this may rank as #1.

If KFed was smart (which he's not) he'd just shut up and enjoy the gravy train while it lasts instead of making Brit a bigger joke than she is.

uglyceleb said...

Brit girl looks explosive nowadays! :) I bet she can't wait for the baby(babies) to pop now.
Love her purse though...

14 said...

Because your writing is so good and my imagination is so vivid.....I'm going to have horrific nightmares about this!! AHHH!!!!

shudddddddddderrrrrr.....