The woman in the black bathers in the background looks mighty huffy and upset. And who wouldn't be? She's obviously shelled out quite a bit for her implants and the trip to St Tropez, only to be usurped at ze last minute by a blonde praying-mantis channelling French crooner Polnareff...who just happens to be shopping??? I'm with ya lady in black...I feel your pain.
But don't worry lady in black...I have a feeling you might be getting the last laugh...at least your fiance doesn't think wearing a bumbag/fannypack is an all-occasions accessory. These two are not.going.to.make.it down the altar.
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Yes.....I like this blog, but I really need time and many visits to read all the posts.
Would you mind?
Saludos desde Mexico
haha...no go ahead :) Archives are ready and waiting for you :)
cariƱos,
elisa
Who the hell is she always talking to on that damn cell phone all the time? Is she NEVER 'in the moment'?? Is the conversation always greener over the air waves?? Is anyone else as sick of her and that sickening smirk pasted on her face as I am?????
I used to dress like that douche bag back in the day (the guy, not Paris, ha ha). Guess that makes me a bit of a douche bag, eh? ... ... Now I'm sad.
No wonder Paris always turn her face to the side when she's photographed. She looks positively bizaar head on, like her head has been run over by a truck or something. Egad!
(Not the only thing WIDE on Ms. Hilton, is it?)
He is actually gay. The only reason he is with her is because for some reason i just cant for the life of me understand, she is famous and he wants more publicity. Its not enought to just be loaded.
Who the hell carries a shopping bag on the beach? What a freak. "Hello, I'm so rich and spolied that I can shop on a beach even though there are no stores on the beach". But your boyfriend is still a fashion nightmare toots! You can dress 'em up but you can't take 'em out.
yeah...that girl is going to get a brain tumour or something. Don't worry Adam...you may have dressed like that...but the real douchebag criteria lies in the choice of fiance. :)
love,
elisa
Elisa thank you for being so prolific with your pix and commentaries! I look forward to this site so much everyday.
I have to admit, if I had access to half the money Paris does, I'd probably be the same way... minus the skankiness (I hope! haha!)
yeah...it would be nice to have the $ that Paris does...although I doubt I would want the 24hour attention that she loves...awww...no problem janae,
love,
elisa
haha barbie and bum-bag ken!!!
She is not Barbie. True, she is slutty and blonde, but Barbie is atleast pretty.
...barbie is not pretty
barbie is plastic - like paris
haha...yeah she does have a wide face...but she works it well. Her body looks fab though...I was just looking at it now...it's fantastic.
love,
elisa
Look at her weird leg muscles though...they're almost square, unless that's just the lighting. I guess I should be glad that she actually HAS leg muscles and not the toothpicks that other "stars" are sporting.
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