Monday, August 01, 2005
Victoria? I'm actually only seeing bones.
I guess suppose the thing to do when your husband is caught playing footsie, while he's sitting next to you...is to not eat for more than a couple of days...put on a very expensive gown, use a no-holds-barred approach to the fake tan, and don the expression of a 16-year-old girl who's realised 'Johnny football player' actually likes the blonde cheerleader and doesn't even know she's alive.
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Someone get that woman some food, and please tell her the starving child in Africa look is so totally not attractive. The bubble some folks live in--lmao.
She is perfect Elisa! Perfect!
EAT SOMETHING. For the love of fake tan, give this woman a sandwich. Ever since she left the Spice Girls, Vicky's been steadily wasting away, but I never thought she'd reach the point where she looks like an anorexic drag queen/ape. Good Lord, stop starving yourself!
yeah...the poor girl looks like she's in pain...
love,
elisa
in england they call her skeletor. Worse fake boob job since Tori Spelling too.
she is positively, absolutely unequivocally skeletal. scary. sickly. sheesh.
...AND she just had a baby a few weeks ago...imagine what she will look like when she loses the baby "fat"!
yeah I know...the funny thing is Beckham's 'girls' are usually chubby...
love,
elisa
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