Wednesday, August 31, 2005

Pamela finds a correlation between cappuccino and erect nipples

Well...she's a thinker, you've got to give her that. Apparently the ol' Pam loves cappuccinos because they make her nipples perky. Sure Pam...who knew caffeine and silicone made such a great mix? She's alsowarning people not to fall into the 'conspiracy' of anti-ageing products...

Maybe she's a new 'natual transvestites' spokesperson?

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21 comments:

Elisita said...

yeah,,,I have a soft spot for Pammy as well...she was the first and the best of the blonde-silicone women...I don't care how weird-llokin' she gets :)
love,
elisa

Elisita said...

yeah...Pammy's been doin' some weird makeup lately...or something...to be honest...most Hollywood starlets are starting to look very.masculine.indeed *cough*jessica simpson*cough*
love,
elisa

Michael K said...

Pam says the weirdest things just like her pal Court. I think they are smoking crack from the pipe.

Anonymous said...

I would listen to someone telling me to grow old gracefully if they had done it themselves. But for her to be telling people that.....Puhleaze!

DrDiSaia said...

I think Pamela just knows how to get headlines. Am I giving her too much credit?

Anonymous said...

Gimme a break..her nipples have been removed and reattached so many times she could pour the cappuccino directly ON them and not feel it.

Elisita said...

haha doc...I don't know if she's that smart...let's hope so.

LOL anon719...that's brilliant! :)
love,
elisa

Jack B. said...

You know when you see pictures of her back when she was an unknown Canadian gal or even when she just started Baywatch and she's 1000X better looking. What is with celebrities and all these surgeries?

Elisita said...

Yeah...she looked really great when she started Baywatch IMO...but maybe that's because she was yonks younger? :)
love,
elisa

Anonymous said...

I cannot say i am a big fan of her as anyone who puts their kids in harms way of an idiot like Tommy Lee gets no credit from me...

Plus shes Blonde...

haha nah last bit i was just kidding...

Elisita said...

haha...you'd better be...my profile is deceiving...but I'm blonde as well :)
love,
elisa

Anonymous said...

anon 7:19: No cosmetic surgery procedure involves removing and re-attaching the nipples. You can ask Dr. Di Saia up there.

Anonymous said...

There are many procedures that do involve an incision completely around the nipple where the implant is then placed inside. See Tara Reids Frankenboob pictures for examples.

Elisita said...

haha musical. brilliant! No who could be the lead star for the production? It's funny...but a lot of the 'it' 20 somethings look older and have had more surgery than Pammy :)
love,
elisa

Anonymous said...

Um, hello, breast reduction does sometimes involve moving the nipples up, completely different from where they were before.

Clare said...

stop it all of you. One day I am going to marry her makeup artist - the guy is a genius and anyone whose seen pictures of her without make up will know what I am talking about. This really is an unfortunate photo of Pam, I have to say I actually like her, which is weird cause normally I hate everyone but Queen Jolie.

babyjewels said...

"natural transvestite" couldn't have summed it up better. Maybe its time I shaved my eyebrows off and draw them back in.

Elisita said...

I have yet to meet someone who can pull off the drawn-eyebrows look....hmmm
love,
elisa

Anonymous said...

my mum can...

...no really...

Elisita said...

haha,,,I believe you...come to think of it...Rose McGowan can as well :)
love,
elisa

Anonymous said...

you make me laugh so much