Tuesday, August 16, 2005

Posh can't read

Image Hosted by ImageShack.us I'll be honest with you guys...I'm simply crushed. I had such great plans for Posh and I...were were supposed to start a library together for sick kids...she already had a place of honour in my exclusive literary society. Everything was going so perfectly...but now my plans have hit a slight, slight snag...the girl has never read a book in her life.

The article calls it a 'book phobia'...I prefer to call it illiteracy. You'll be pleased to know that this fountain of knowledge desperatley wants a daughter so that she can "paint her nails, help her with her makeup and choose clothes with her", I say...call the department of Social Services.


thanks to Allie for the heads up

19 comments:

whatwouldjanicedickinsondo said...

so much for my plans to have her translate The Odyssey into chav.

Elisa said...

See? She's marring all our fantastic plans...damn you Posh!
hehe,
love,
elisa

Veggieboo said...

My friend didn't read books until she realized that she just needed glasses. Or course she was a teenager at the time.

Posh, you're an idiot.

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starbuck said...

That is hilarious! Elisa, you are so funny. Maybe Posh is unaware of picture books.

Michael K said...

I love her so much.. She's such a fraud!

Janae said...

What a great example she is, of that all you need in this life is to be "hott" (if you consider resembling a pre-teen boy hot). Who needs a bwain? Look hott, marry a rich, famous guy and keep him hooked to you by pushing out a couple of pups.

Ms. Mika said...

Ok, this is sad...sad...sad...

Posh, if you're reading this, I--Oops! That's right, she's illiterate!!

Anonymous said...

it would explain the fact that she's put her bra on over the outside of her outfit, though, if she's never really understood the 'under' part of 'underwear'. that is a pretty big word.

GrinforGrin said...

Wait, you Sure that's Posh? Looks to me like Steve Tyler needs to expand his list of children by one.

Anonymous said...

Hummmm... she've never read a book in her life?? My guesses are:
1. She doesn't know how to read;
2. She is blind or almost;
3. She is f***ing retardard;
4. We are f***ing retardard for wasting our time on her...

uglyceleb said...

It can't be all true, she had to have a read a book or two at school! Guarantee... she probably is talking about her grown-up famous life ;) I hope so, I really, really hope so!!!
I pity her, really!!

Elisa said...

probably the saddest part about this story...is that I really believe it...it's just plain sad really. g4g, love the Tyler comment :)
love,
elisa

Captain Stup1d said...

Poor old Victoria. She's the only person who failed to realise that when she was nicknamed 'Posh', people were being ironic.

Elisa said...

Simon, she wouldn't know what the word ironic meant...so I wouldn't worry :)
love,
elisa

Captain Stup1d said...

She'd probably think it was some new hair straightening technique!

S

American Princess said...

Who cares? She's still one of the most beautiful women on the planet, is married to one of the hottest guys on the planet, and has TONS of money! Thus, I still idolize her.

Anonymous said...

Posh needs a public warning label stuck to her forehead that states, "This is your brain on tanning bed."