Friday, August 05, 2005

Jenna Jameson and Mike Tyson set to create a beautiful film

Just when you thought the world couldn't get any better, it magically does. Jenna Jameson, arguably the world's most famous porn star (and now we know Paris Hilton's identity-inspiration) is in talks to star in a 'film' with boxer Mike Tyson...apparently the man needs the cash...and fast.

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Jenna is a brave woman in my opinion...this is a guy who bit the ear off another guy...who knows what else those choppers can to a naked body....

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19 comments:

Anonymous said...

in an interview about an impenidng fight with Lennox Lewis he stated that he wanted to "eat his children."

His stance on female reporters:
"It's no doubt I am going to win this fight and I feel confident about winning this fight. I normally don't do interviews with women unless I fornicate with them. So you shouldn't talk anymore... Unless you want to, you know."

and his stance on religion:
"All praise is to Allah, I'll fight any man, any animal, if Jesus were here I'd fight him too."

this guy is a complete kook

Anonymous said...

I think she's got more moxie for wearing that pink thing draped off her coconuts than facing Mikey.

Elisita said...

omg...that is almost hilarious!!! Very scary. Makes Tom seem like a regular, nice guy. Good one guid :)
love,
elisa

Anonymous said...

True story - I have a couple friends who have seen Tyson's penis (long story) supposedly it's pinky size.

Elisita said...

haha...vegieboo...you've tantalised us...give us the "long" story :)
love,
elisa

Anonymous said...

Have you ever seen Shaq O'Neils? In the interest of scientific debate,I'm guessing that even if it's proportionate with the rest of his body it's gotta be at least the size of this year's annual giant, mutant zuchini contest. What say you?

Anonymous said...

oops...corrections---I meant O'Neil's and its

Anonymous said...

oops again...it's was right the first time. I hate when that happens.

Clare said...

god i hate him
wow that list ijust gets bigger and bigger.

Anonymous said...

I have no words on how disgusting this girl looks...she's made a mockery of the female body.

Anonymous said...

"now we know Paris Hilton's identity-inspiraton" LOL the scary thing is i actually thought that girl was Paris Hilton (with weird implants) when i first saw her

Anonymous said...

Actually anonymous (1:05 am), it's O'Neal. But who cares? I agree with you though... Scary.

Jack B. said...

I though Jenna wanted to go legit. Whats she doing hanging out with Mike Tyson?

Elisita said...

I don't know...she always looks like a different person to me. She's got brown hair at the moment and looks much, much, better!
love,
elisa

DrDiSaia said...

I don't know what is scarier...Tyson taking a bite out of Jenna or Jenna's excess plastic surgery. She was such a beautiful girl. Halfway into all of this she was still a beauty. Now she is starting to look hacked.

Just my 2 cents,

-JPD

Anonymous said...

I don't know about the rest of you...and I am loathe to admit it myself...but if they made a movie, I would SO wanna see it. I mean, it would be like some kinda freak show porn. Who can resist that?

Anonymous said...

Too much plastic sx and fake tanning makes one look like a Miami Widower.

Long story short. I had friends who were in Amersterdam, met Tyson, sold him something that is big in Amersterdam. Went up to his room, Tyson was wearing a towel around his waist getting a massage from this girl. The phone rings and he gets up to answer it and the towel drops & my friends try their hardest not to bust up laughing because they said his peepee was practically invisible it was so small.
The end :)

Anonymous said...

Yo creo que ese tipo(Mike Tyson) es demasiado afortunado por compartir la cama con Jenna, creo que no se la merece, me la merezco yo mas que el

Elisita said...

haha...that's great vegieboo :) thanks for the story! Anon 521...haha..yo creo que cual quiera la mereze mas que Mike :) He's nasty!
love,
elisa