Friday, August 12, 2005

Mariah makes no sense...again

I sometimes don't know if this woman simply pretends to act like someone who has undergone a lobotomy... but then I remember that it's Mariah Carey...and that a lobotomy is perhaps, exactly what she in dire need of.

Mariah tells Allure magazine that during her 5-year marriage with Tommy Mottola, she "longed for someone to come kidnap me...I used to fantasise about that a lot. I'd have my pocketbook with me at all times in case I had to make an escape."

Riiight...I mean, who cares about kidnappers taking pints of blood from you and snapping off your fingers when you've got your cute little Gucci handbag? So why didn't you just leave him Mariah???...oh that's right...he still had to make you really famous.....

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10 comments:

whatwouldjanicedickinsondo said...

cripes.
i buy allure every month and have done so since '97. this will be the 3rd cover for her.....WHY, LINDA WELLS, WHY?!

Janae said...

I am so sick of her....her huge balloons, her ingratiating, pathetic smile...and before her breakdown, her disgusting descent into slutdom no matter the young, preteen age of her adoring fans.

Elisa said...

yeah...she's so obsolete...but somehow she still sells...haha janice...have you read janice dickinson's interview w/ radar magazine??? it's really great...it's posted up@ dlisted.
love,
elisa

shoe hound said...

i can't stand her. this picture is so gross. why do we need to see that much of her boobs? Ick.

whatwouldjanicedickinsondo said...

elisa
yes, i followed the link from dlisted....what can i say, i LOVE that woman.
but the fact that she has children puts the fear of god into me.

she is great on ANTM (which will suffer by her absence) but she is truly batshit crazy. it is indeed a disservice to that term to use it in reference to anyone other than janice dickinson.

Anonymous said...

Christ! Each of her boobs are as big as her face!

Franci said...

I remember like a decade ago, when we both were younger (I mean Mariah and me;-) and I loved her VOICE. But sadly, she is all over about her body.

Elisa said...

haha anon1227...that's damn scary...because her face is huge! yeah franci, I can't really say that I was ever much of a fan of hers...'cept I loved "hero".
Sorry...no posts today...having a rest :)
much love,
elisa

Shantel said...

Oh My Goodness. I am a huge fan *(and don't try to use the line "as huge as her boobs?")* of Mariah Carey. If you don't like her, don't drag on her. Just keep your feelings about her boobs and her "why don't you just leave him". maybe she didn't want to leave him because she was scared. Celebrities don't always tell every single detail of their personal lives. There is a reason it's called personal.

Elisa said...

hey shantal,
so you're the one who keeps on buying her records :) Well, I'm glad you love her...because IMO the woman is a delusional egomaniac...
love ya :)
elisa