Tuesday, August 16, 2005

Teen Choice Awards

As always at deep, historic, and meaningful events such as these...there's a bit of something for everyone. There's the good:

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the shapeless interchangeable blondes:



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and the frightening old women desperate to fit in:

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(different pant-lengths...genius!)

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Simply a world-changing event, by anyone's standards really...truly must-see tv.

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19 comments:

whatwouldjanicedickinsondo said...

is mariah wearing a necklace or a leash?
or, dare i dream, a noose?

Elisa said...

haha, trust crazy mariah to have a girly, pretty noose :)
love,
elisa

Veggieboo said...

Come on, Fergie looks pretty cute there. Now old lady Mariah on the other hand..........

Jack Bennett said...

Ironically, I think the elegant Ms. Eva Mendes is older than BOTH Mariah and Fergie and she still looks hipper than both.

I saw Hillary Duff's new video on MTV the other day. Holy Cow, is this girl the oldest looking teenager in the world or what? She looks about 40.

eV said...

Is that Hilary Duff featured as the shapeless blonde? Ugh, what's happened to her? She looks so.. bleh. I didn't even recognise her. As for Mariah, she's looking larger than life as per usual. Not that she's fat or anything, she's just 'big'. Make that BIG!

Is Eva Mendez back in the States already? Thought they were still shooting GhostRider in Melbourne. Yeah, I'm slow with the goss.. that's why I'm here right? ;)

pklink said...

Lindsay Lohan looks pretty damn old too. Check out her face in these photos: http://www.thesuperficial.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=280

bryson - 26 years old in case you're wondering said...

Elisa, your blog is fun, but you're so ageist. I've seen you commenting on older people here and on other blogs, over and over again. Like no one over the age of 30 has a right to have fun, or to dress fashionably. It's kinda creepy.

Anonymous said...

i think there's a pretty big difference between having fun / dressing fashionably, and trying to doll up in looks that are already ridiculous on anyone over 18 when you're pushing twice that age. "girly" only lasts for so long in a lifetime.

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starbuck said...

Hilary Duff is amazing. It a relatively short amount of time she went from "cute" teen in Lizzie McGuire to "I traded my teeth with a horse -- no one can tell, can they?" I saw her on Leno and that was all I remember, her teeth. Absolutely hideous. Maybe next time she goes out she should try wearing a barrel and a bag over her head. Make that a feed bag.

GrinforGrin said...

Fergie's face is actually kinda pretty in the photo, and the bracelet is nice, pity about everything else.

Anonymous said...

What is it with you calling everyone old? I know you're 22, but so what? Those women do not look any older than you do. If you didn't know their age you probably wouldn't say those things. You are a cute girl, but believe me you will be 30 some day and you will not feel old at that age. People don't automatically feel older just because they reach a certain age. That is just the truth.

Anonymous said...

jealous?

Elisa said...

hey people...At least I'm not running a "look at her she has cellulite" blog. In any case...my blog is practically built on making fun of people under 25... :)
I still love you guys, even all you defensive oldies :) (J/k!!!)
love,
elisa

bryson - 26 years old in case you're wondering said...

I love you too, little girl!

Elisa said...

hehe, thanks byron :)
love,
elisa

GrinforGrin said...

I think the comment is mostly focused on women who try to dress 10-20 years younger than they actually are. Ms Mendes doesn't try to carry off a teenybopper dress style, she uses her style and grace together with a nice ensemble to showcase her beauty and classic looks. Aging gracefully is not something taught in pop princess camp it seems.

Anonymous said...

Oh my god Elisa is ageist!

I think we should rebel and boycott her blog!

And to think i thought this blog was about caring and sharing!

Femulacra.
Jesus loves ALL...even the old and untalented.

Elisa said...

haha femulacra...glad to see you're alive and kicking! What would you know though? You're younger than me :)
love,
elisa