Tuesday, August 23, 2005

Courtney's Back in Trouble

Courtney's all over the shop again. She's been ordered to go back to rehab something long overdue from what I can gather...it didn't happen quickly enough however...because she's now claiming that she's pregnant with Steve Coogan's; of (English) Alan Partridge fame, child. For a woman who's drunkenly shown her breasts publicly more times than a Reid-esque stripper, she's awfully worried about her image asking things like
“Tell me honestly, what does it make me look like that I slept with Alan
Partridge?”


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Courtney honey this latest antic is the last straw...consider the pure, virginal, delicate image I once had of you, henceforth forever broken. *sob* You've truly broken my faith.

8 comments:

whatwouldjanicedickinsondo said...

i rest my case for abortion.

Janae said...

She used to be pretty before all that plastic surgery. Why do people deliberately make themselves look worse???

Ms. Mika said...

She looks like the walking dead!

Michael K said...

That is the best Court pic ever!

American Princess said...

That guy is soooooooo ugly!!!

SleazyRed said...

And yet he speaks highly of you AP.
Jeez. He only happens to be one of the funniest people on the planet.

DrDiSaia said...

Well the fact that she's a serious substance abuser and smoker might have something to do with her appearance. I haven't a clue who she sees for her cosmetic work. It might be a good surgeon or a quack. A good surgeon might just have a problem with all her problems....we want good results and she doesn't seem the most stable of patients from that which I have read anyway.

More importantly, the thought that a child might call her mother seems a scary thought indeed.

andromeda said...

Poor Frances Bean (Daughter)...