Saturday, August 06, 2005

Orlando and Kate back together

O.k...so they were probably never apart but they appear to be very together here at Sydney's Centennial Park. I guess Orlando's elation turned to panic when he realised his broad might already be impregnanted. Oh well...back to Plan B huh Orlando?

We can tell that this is true love by examing Exhibit A, and Exhibit B. In Exhib. A we see the "I've jumped on you" pose favoured by the likes of Cameron Diaz and J-Timberlake. In Exhib. B the "Let's envision our future together while we watch our dog" pose is aptly demonstrated...oft' employed by characters of any bad film romance from the 50s.


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I'm not sure why Kate Bosworth is looking more and more like Jessica Simpson all the time...but I don't have time to ponder that...mainly because...I'm just ridiculously envious of this girl's pins.

12 comments:

Anonymous said...

Everyone under thirty in Hollywood is starting to look more and more like Jessica Simpson. Which is odd, because J.S. is starting to look more and more like Pamela Anderson Whateverherlastnameis.

Elisa said...

haha...yeah...that's true anon 1150,,,I think tan ages people...badly.
love,
elisa

Fuschia_rose said...

I love those (Kate's) boots. If you hadn't said who was wearing them I wouldn't have even known who she was.

*scans interchangeable C-list blond actress list*

GrinforGrin said...

mmm, high-heeled cowboy boots, the original 'Come Fuck Me' footwear :)

Jack Bennett said...

What is doing with blonde hair again, I thought she was Down Under filming the new Superman movie as a brunette Lois Lane?

Elisa said...

Hmm...she's too 'cute' for Lois Lane IMO...I saw her in "Win a Date with Tad Hamilton" and thought she was very. very. average.
love,
elisa

Fuschia_rose said...

I just looked up Kate Bosworth's filmography to see what the hell she's been in; apparently I've seen a few of her films and have never really noticed her.

And she's a year younger than me. I suddenly feel old...

Elisa said...

I hear ya fuschia...everytime I hear that Lindsay is still only 19 I feel very.very old.
love,
elisa
p.s how old is Kate?

Fuschia_rose said...

She's 22.

Elisa said...

She's still my age :)...but being the same age...she makes me feel like I haven't really done that much with my life...not a good feeling :) I especially get that feeling with Sienna Miller :)
love,
elisa

The Marlo Girl said...

sigh. orlando reminds me so much of an italian boy i met in cuba. we made such a fantastic, noisy couple. i want orlando to meet me and do away with the lithe blonde things with wispy tresses, and call me some time.

sigh.

he has no idea what he's missing.

Elisa said...

yeah...I wouldn't mind if he called me either...he's in my city!!! that must be a sign :)
love,
elisa