J-Lo is vying for Skeletwin status

Hey Mrs "I'm Real". What are you doing? Trying to be the third Skeletwin? Umm..you see...it doesn't work that way. How do I explain this? Well...having an anorexic husband...umm well, that in itself doesn't cut it. Plus...it is advisable to be in the right age demographic and...let's be honest here...the hoop-earrings, lacy shoes, and brown hair aren't helping your credibility any. Being a fellow skeletwin (or triplet in your case) will require a lot more sustained effort, throwing up, and...oh let's face it...you've got about as much chance of being cool as Britney Spears. Go home and cook your husband some dinner already...

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