While we are all still reeling (
or probably not) from the "Posh is Illiterate" expose...Jennifer is busy rubbing salt into poor Posh's wounds. She's claiming that she's
so good at reading...
she can even do it while having sex. The perennially beautiful Jennifer Connelly (
currently filming 'Little Children' with Kate Winslet) further elaborates on her accomplishments by saying that she even
talks on the phone or
surfs the web while having sex with her husband Paul Bettany.
Now...Jen...I don't know what you're reading and frankly...I don't know if I'll feel comfortable calling you up anymore. What I really don't understand is
what on earth you and your husband have
codenamed 'sex'. I hope this isn't the start of some new cult.
I say we pitch in and buy her a Sex Ed book (w/ pictures!)...so she can read that...in her spare time.
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And her husband is like, mowing the lawn in their weekend cottage at the same time, I know, I know.
she probably has to hold a book in front of her face so that the glare off her albino husband's body doesn't blind her.
What? Why the hell would anyone want to say that in an interview?
She’s probably just trying to get publicity cos I mean, come on, the woman seems to have no personality at all! So she has to get noticed some way...
yeah...that can't be much of a boost to poor Paul Bettany's ego can it? I think the man is adorable...
love,
elisaa
I looked in a dictionary under 'multi-tasking', and there was a picture of Jennifer Connelly!
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