Tuesday, August 16, 2005

Posh can't read

Image Hosted by ImageShack.us I'll be honest with you guys...I'm simply crushed. I had such great plans for Posh and I...were were supposed to start a library together for sick kids...she already had a place of honour in my exclusive literary society. Everything was going so perfectly...but now my plans have hit a slight, slight snag...the girl has never read a book in her life.

The article calls it a 'book phobia'...I prefer to call it illiteracy. You'll be pleased to know that this fountain of knowledge desperatley wants a daughter so that she can "paint her nails, help her with her makeup and choose clothes with her", I say...call the department of Social Services.


thanks to Allie for the heads up

12 comments:

Anonymous said...

so much for my plans to have her translate The Odyssey into chav.

Elisita said...

See? She's marring all our fantastic plans...damn you Posh!
hehe,
love,
elisa

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Anonymous said...

That is hilarious! Elisa, you are so funny. Maybe Posh is unaware of picture books.

Michael K said...

I love her so much.. She's such a fraud!

Anonymous said...

What a great example she is, of that all you need in this life is to be "hott" (if you consider resembling a pre-teen boy hot). Who needs a bwain? Look hott, marry a rich, famous guy and keep him hooked to you by pushing out a couple of pups.

Ms. Mika said...

Ok, this is sad...sad...sad...

Posh, if you're reading this, I--Oops! That's right, she's illiterate!!

Anonymous said...

it would explain the fact that she's put her bra on over the outside of her outfit, though, if she's never really understood the 'under' part of 'underwear'. that is a pretty big word.

Anonymous said...

Hummmm... she've never read a book in her life?? My guesses are:
1. She doesn't know how to read;
2. She is blind or almost;
3. She is f***ing retardard;
4. We are f***ing retardard for wasting our time on her...

Elisita said...

probably the saddest part about this story...is that I really believe it...it's just plain sad really. g4g, love the Tyler comment :)
love,
elisa

Elisita said...

Simon, she wouldn't know what the word ironic meant...so I wouldn't worry :)
love,
elisa

Anonymous said...

Posh needs a public warning label stuck to her forehead that states, "This is your brain on tanning bed."